Melbourne I love you but take off that god damn lambs wool vest and tarp up!

Since when did it become appropriate to inform strangers about your incessant disregard for condom usage as it imposes on your ability to “rock” one’s world? Just because you play guitar and wail with a screeching detachment from any known key, in a band of PE-teachers as charismatic as dust, does not give you the right to impose your “knowledge” of the industry and up-sell your so called “skills” to girls in order to bed them.  It might be alright if the sound you were producing was anything fresh, exciting or new. But the only thing fresh is the barely 18 year old girls, the only thing getting excited is your Johnson and the only thing new is every girl, because after just a few days they catch on that your a completely arrogant and self-obsessed cunt, who’s not as attractive as he thinks he is and actually has the personality of a pea. But peas don’t get Chlamydia and then have offensively loud casual fucks that reverberate up the spine of the household or offensively loud casual talks about how useless the young thing was in the sack, how she’s too curvaceous or how she suggested you use a condom which, thankfully you overrode because of your “charming” ability to convince a girl that she’s special and that there wasn’t a girl wailing “fuck me harder” yesterday, or another screaming “AHHH!!” the day before.  Promiscuity can be funny, I’m not a prude. But STD’s are not funny, and knowingly having rubber-less sexual intercourse with victims who are barely old enough or confident enough to stand up to you, without so much as visit to the clinic: not funny. What is funny is that at a young age you learned that women like being called darling or darl; but you conveniently forgot to factor in that it loses all meaning and swaying purpose when overused in every situation, it just makes you sound like a boy trying to be a man. It makes you sound manipulative and desperate, which you are.  And no-one even knows what your fucking favourite band is!!!? Go get another shit tattoo darl!