Melbourne I love you, but leggings are not pants!

I was reading MX and I saw a camel toe. I'm so sick of camel toes. Even hot girls don't look good in leggings. Just wear a longer singlet. Especially do not wear a little singlet so we can see overflow and cameltoe. Even super skinny girls look shit in leggings as pants. Everyone, and listen close, everyone looks shit in leggings as pants. I know its been said before. There is a Facebook group about it. But I don't think anyone in Melbourne uses Facebook because there is a lot of leggings being worn as pants in this city. I wrote into MX. They never published it. Its okay to yell abuse out of your car window to lants (legging pants wearers). Its the only way they will learn. Some people call them mumble pants. Thom told me. You can see the lips moving, but there's no sound coming out. My other friend Tom wanted to get a tattoo of a camel on his toe is Byron. I thought it would be funny. The tattoo artist thought he was a dick head. I met a dickhead once who had a shit tattoo, but he was from Canberra and his favourite band was Nickleback. Fuck he was a cock bag.